Academic Mathematics. (Something Lulu showed me today.)
Posted in Life on 10/26/2007 02:14 am by Lilystudy = no fail (1)
no study = fail (2)
(1)+(2)
study + no study = fail + no fail
study (no + 1) = fail (no + 1)
study = fail.
study = no fail (1)
no study = fail (2)
(1)+(2)
study + no study = fail + no fail
study (no + 1) = fail (no + 1)
study = fail.
10/26/2007 at 7:52 am
Let no=not
By Uniqueness, for all you,
you = not me
Since I exist, me=not you ≠ 0
=> not ≠ 0
(2)/(1)
not = 1/not
not^2=1
not^2 - 1^2 = 0
(not - 1)(not + 1)=0 (DiffOfSqr)
if not=-1 => Lulu fails (Div!/0)
which contradicts friendship.
if not=1, then you=(1)me,
which contradicts Uniqueness.
∴ study≠fail. So study hard, it’s worth something.
I can prove marks=shit too.
10/26/2007 at 7:52 pm
The first line and the last line contradict each other! …wait. unless… you sub one into a another, and get this:
study = no fail = fail
which TOTALLY makes sense, because “no fail” = “fail”ing at failing.