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Introduction…

To waste time and to bring hilarity, though oftentimes dull and pointless, upon my blog readers and myself.

Theory…

Using random shuffling that comes with many modern mp3 players, one can create very oddly substantial but coincidental laughters by “twisting” the title, lyrics and hidden meaning of every song, and then rendering the product as answers to very trivial questions. This method has not been proven scientifically as correct, therefore does not have any rational theory related to it, and thus should be utilized only as entertainment value.

Method…

1. Enqueue all mp3s shuffled on any modern mp3 player.
2. Press forward for each question. Repeat forward if any replicates appear.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question, even if it doesn’t make sense.
4. With the answers, give comments on how it relates to the questions. Even if one has to resort to “twisting the words”, as per Professor Z lectures.

Results and Analysis…

1. How am I feeling today?
   SHOWTA. - Negaiboshi
   “…my right and left shoulders
   Rise and shake slightly as I sigh” ^{relativeinferno@LJ}
   Errr… So my right and left shoulders rose and shook slightly as I sighed..??
2. Will I get far in life?
   Hirai Ken - AUTOMATIC
   I guess I’ll be on autopilot and see where it takes me..
3. How do my friends see me?
   SHOWTA. - Tameiki BOTAN
   I can’t bother to try to translate any of the lyrics because I can’t find any translations due to the fact that his first album EVE is so new. “Tameiki” means sigh and “BOTAN” means button so I guess when my friends see me they sigh and they think I’m a button..???
4. Will I get married?
   Arashi - Carry on
   I don’t know..!!! The translations don’t help!! T____T
5. What is my best friends’ theme song?
   GARNET CROW - Saigo no Ritou
   “Saigo no Ritou” = the last isolated island… Even if I knew, they’re too far away to hear it.
6. What is is the story of my life?
   Arashi - Aozora Pedaru
   “Aozora Pedaru” = Sky-coloured pedals. So, apparently I’m the pedals of a bicycle and I’m getting stepped on by over-excited six-year olds wearing dirty and second-hand sneakers. Oh yeah! Did I mention I was blue too…? Wonderful story don’t you think?
7. What was high school like?
   Arashi - Cry for you
   I cried for you in high school. Whoever you are… O_O
8. How can I get ahead in life?
   SHOWTA. - Kimi ni, Kaze ga fukimasu you ni
   “Kimi ni” = towards you; “Kaze ga fukimasu you ni” = like the blowing wind. I’ll blow towards you, that’s how I’m gonna get ahead in life. Yep, that’s how.
9. What is the best thing about my friends?
   Avril Lavigne - Keep Holding On
   I feel this is the only one that makes sense. My friends are holding on to me. But in reality, I’m the one holding onto them.
10. What is in store for this weekend?
    GARNET CROW - sky ~new arranged version~
    “The crimson of dusk, swallowed by the night…” ^{Ryuichi’s Translation Index}
    Drat, this weekend will be very gloomy T_T.
11. How to describe my grandparents?
    SHOWTA. - Kokuhaku
    “Kokuhaku” = to confess. I want to confess to my grandparents that I don’t like the way they treated my dad when he was little. I totally blame it on them that my dad treats me the same way.
12. How is my life going?
    GARNET CROW - futari
    “Futari” = counter for two people. Er, so I’ve been leading my life with a split personality..??
13. What song will they play at my funeral?
    Oda Kazumasa - Tashika na koto
    “Tashika na” = certain, definite; “koto” = things. I’m sure at that point, the fact that I’m dead is quite certain.
14. How does the world see me?
    Hirai Ken - Hitomi wo Tojite
    “Hitomi to tojite” = close your eyes. I don’t think the world sees me at all. It’s eyes are shut afterall…
15. Will I have a happy life?
    Arashi (Matsumoto Jun lead) - I Want Somebody
    I want somebody so I can have a happy life? I guess they are right: humans are generally happy people.
16. What do my friends really think of me?
    GARNET CROW - Love is a Bird
    My friends think I’m a bird..! Wheee~~~ *flys away*
17. Do people secretly lust after me?
    SHOWTA. - Haru na no ni
    “Haru na no ni” = Even though it’s the spring. Even though it’s the spring, there are nobody lusting after me.. *tear*
18. How can I make myself happy?
    Arashi - Tabitachi no Asa
    “Tabidachi no Asa” = morning of a journey.
    “It’s about time to go, in my big backpack” ^Arashian.com
    So, I should go on a journey, in a big backpack???
19. What should I do with my life?
    GARNET CROW - doubt
    I’m already doubting my life!! I don’t think I need to do more of it..!!!!!
20. Will I ever have children?
    SHOWTA. - Hitoshizuku
    “Hitoshizuku” = drop by drop (water). So, I’m gonna have children one by one..? O_o;;.
21. What song would I strip to?
    GARNET CROW - Mou ichido Waratte
    “Mou ichido Waratte” = smile once again. No, I don’t think I’ll strip to this song. Sorry. And I won’t smile either.
22. If a man in a van offered me candy, what would I do?
    Takahashi Hitomi - Aozora no Namida
    “Aozora no namida” = Sky-coloured tears. I’ll cry sky-coloured tears, yep, that’s what I’ll do.
23. What does my mom think of me?
    GARNET CROW - Sekai wa mawaru to Iu keredo
    “Sekai wa mawaru to Iu keredo” = Even though you say the world is turning. Even though you say the world is turning, you’re still my daughter, so live with it.
24. What is my deep dark secret?
    GARNET CROW - the first cry
    My deep dark secret is “the first cry”. Google came up with the French film called Le Premier Cri. Apparently, it follows pregnant women around the world.. Maybe my split personality made it and I just found out.. O_o;;.
25. What is my mortal enemy’s theme song?
    Ohno Satoshi (Arashi) - Song for me
    Wow, if he’s that sure of himself, then he deserves to be my mortal enemy.
26. What’s my personality like?
    SHOWTA. - Yubikiri
    I don’t know what yubikiri means, therefore, I don’t know how my personality is like.
27. Which song will be played at my wedding?
    Sakuraba Yuichirou (Nagase Tomoya) - Hitoribocchi no Haburashi
    “Hitoribocchi no Haburashi” = lonely toothbrush. That’s awesome!! I’ll be a lonely toothbrush on my wedding day! Who’s teeth do I get to serve? Yours? ‘Cause you’re probably invited!!

Discussion…

This experiment creates unnecessary hilarity. Producing and analyzing the result take time and braincells. Not recommended for people without time to waste. The results are not extremely plausible, and many require certain creativity to arrive at a sensible explanation. The results of this experiment depends on the degree of randomness and the player used.

Conclusions…

I will be a toothbrush on my wedding day, I’m invisible and this weekend will be extremely gloomy.

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