Apr
4
Due to the fact that I am unsatisfied at my results last time. I have decided to do this experiment again. For everything except Results and Analysis, please refer to this blogpost.
Result and Analysis…
TAKE 2!! XD
- How am I feeling today?
Tanpopo - Wakattenai Janai
“Wakattenai Jani” = it’s not like (I) don’t understand anything
It’s totally not like I don’t understand how I’m feeling today, it’s just that I won’t tell you! =P. - Will I get far in life?
YUI - CHE.E.RY
I don’t know… - How do my friends see me?
GARNET CROW - Maboroshi
“Maboroshi” = Illusions
My friends see the illusions I put up. They can’t see me. - Will I get married?
RYTHEM - Seishun Jidai
“Seishun Jidai” = young times
Dunno if I’ll get married or not, but at least I’ll always retain my youth! XD - What is my best friends’ theme song?
Kajiura Yuki - Evolutional Girls Organization.
My best friend is the president of the evolutional girls organization. I didn’t know that, did you? - What is is the story of my life?
Aiuchi Rina + U-ka saegusa - Nanatsu no Umi wo Wataru Kaze no you ni
“Nanatsu no Umi wo Wataru Kaze no you ni” = Like the wind that crosses the seven seas
The story of my life will be long, but at least I get to travel a lot. - What was high school like?
KinKi Kids - Aozora
“Aozora” - blue sky
High school was like the blue sky,
with kites flying,
clouds with silver linings,
and unexpected objects along the way…
but all the same,
it didn’t turn out so badly. - How can I get ahead in life?
Miyano Mamoru - Tookage
“Tookage” = faraway shadows (rough translation)
I’ll get ahead in life by extending my shadow to eternity, the infinity and beyond! - What is the best thing about my friends?
ANGELA AKI - Uchuu
“Uchuu” = outer space
The best thing about my friends is the fact that they live in outer space, so they can always bring me very very pretty pictures of all the beautiful planets and galaxies…~~ - What is in store for this weekend?
Ito Yuna - Nobody knows
Nobody knows. - How to describe my grandparents?
Full House OST - Forever (Instrumental)
They’re definitely not forever… *steps on grandparents…* - How is my life going?
B’z - Mouichido KISU Shitakatta
“Mouichido KISU Shitakatta” = Wanted to kiss again
My life wanted to be kissed… It’s going badly because no one’s kissing it..! (Aww.. I’ll kiss you… *chuu~*) - What song will they play at my funeral?
Younha - Hakanaku Tsuyoku
“Hakanaku” = fleetingly “Tsuyoku” = strongly
I’ll still be fleeting at death, but I’ll still be strong.! (How can you be strong when you’re already dead..??) - How does the world see me?
GARNET CROW - Wasurezaki -Hirohito Furui Mix-
“Wasurezaki” = forget-me-not
The world does not see me as the lily, the world sees me as the forget-me-not . - Will I have a happy life?
doa - She’s Gone
Lady life is gone… T_T I’ll have a horrible life… - What do my friends really think of me?
Nakashima Mika - RESISTANCE
They think I’m the resistance! - Do people secretly lust after me?
Full House OST - Sha La La (Oon Myung Humming)
Sha la la~~ *whistles, ignores the question and walks quietly away* - How can I make myself happy?
UVERworld - Boku ni Kasanatte Kuru Ima
“Boku ni Kasanatte kuru ima” = I’m overlapped right now (rough translation)
I can make myself happy by being overlapped… - What should I do with my life?
Hana Yori Dango OST - Main Theme (Piano Version)
I should main theme my life! Wheee~~~ *goes to main theme my life* - Will I ever have children?
楊子楱 (VENK) - 傻傻的勇氣 (Sha sha de yong qi)
“Sha sha de yong qi” = stupid courage
I’ll have children with stupid courage and I’ll end up regretting it. - What song would I strip to?
YUI - My Generation
Hey, I like this song! … No, sorry, no matter how much I like it, I’m not stripping to it.. ><;; - If a man in a van offered me candy, what would I do?
Hironobu Kageyama - Stand Alone
I’ll stand alone. - What does my mom think of me?
Counting Crows - Big Yellow Taxi (Featuring Vanessa Carlton)
My mom thinks I’m a big yellow taxi!! T________T;;. Okay, fine, I might be yellow, but I’m not big and I’m not a taxi!!! T_T;;. - What is my deep dark secret?
Last Exile OST/Dolce Triade - A Morning in Norkia
Something happened on that morning… I’ll leave it to your imagination XD;;. - What is my mortal enemy’s theme song?
Haikei, Chichiue-sama OST/Moriyama Ryoko & Shima Ken - Noir
“Noir” = black
Nice little creepy tune… Suitable for my mortal enemy.. - What’s my personality like?
H/\L - Decide
Okay, I am the very opposite of decisive. - Which song will be played at my wedding?
WANDS - Sekaijuu no dare yori mo kitto ~album version~
“Sekaijuu no dare yori mo kitto” = Surely more than anyone else in the world
Surely, I’ll love my husband more than anyone else in the world.
I think I’ll get a really bad mark from Professor Z this time. It’s quite obvious that I didn’t try as hard as last time.. Forgive me dear readers, I’m just kind of tired… T_T;;.
Mar
28
- Pei
- Reki
- Sanae
The above people were inspired by my singing ^_^.
Pei sent me her recording of SHOWTA.’s Trans-winter ~fuyu no mukou gawa~.
Reki told me he recorded, but sounded like a walrus and wouldn’t let me hear it.
Sanae sent me a recording of her singing Sore ga, Ai Deshou from a long time ago.
This is the only good thing that has come out from distributing my singing away… ^__^;;.
Mar
22
This’ll be a long one I presume…
- Last love song
- Kimi to Iu Hikari * - “The light that is you”. Can you not love this song?
- Sky ~new arranged version~ * - Honestly, I think this song takes the cake, I was so obsessed with it..!!
- Sekai wa Mawaru to Iu Keredo * - I love this melody to bits. It’s so pretty *_*.
- Sky
- Kyou no kimi to Asu wo Matsu * - I loved this song so much when I first heard it. I guess this is a song of my youth.
- Futari no ROKETTO *
- SUPAIRARU
- Sen ni ijou no kotoba wo narabete mo
- Love is a Bird
- doubt
- The First Cry
- Yume Mita Ato de
- Natsu no Maboroshi *
- Yuuzuki yo * - Really. ONE OF GARNET’S BEST EVER.
- picture of world *
- MAJINARU MAN *
- in little time * - I LOVE THIS SONG. Great melody and great lyrics <3.
- Ame agari no BURU *
- Holy Ground * - I LOVE THIS MELODY. So beautiful. Really, incomparable..
- Maboroshi * - Nice nostalgic sound. Furui does really in this one. Yuri sounds great too <3.
- Kimi wo Kazaru Hana wo Sakasou * - “Let’s look for a flower to decorate you with”. Awesome melody.
- Nakenai Yoru mo Nakanai Asa mo * - Reminds me of Only Stay, but a great song nonetheless.
- Mysterious Eyes * - Debut single. Coincedentally the first GARNET song that I heard too, roughly a year after they debuted.
- flying * - “flying fall down”.. I was so shocked when I read the lyrics, it doesn’t make sense.
- Marionette Fantasia
- Yellow Moon * - One of the only tracks from THE TWILIGHT VALLEY that I really liked.
- call my name
- RAI RAI YA
- Kimi no Uchi Tsuku Made Hashitte Yuku * - One of the most beautiful melodies GARNET, or I should say Yuri, has ever come up with. I think Holy Ground and in little time is the only two others that can compare. Not even Kimi to Iu Hikari, Yuuzuki yo, Sky, and Yume Mita Ato de is as good.
- Timeless Sleep
- Wasurezaki
- “Sayonara” to Tatta Hitokoto de…
- wonder land
- Rhythm
- Only Stay * - A song that I’ll always remember. Loved this melody too <3.
- U
- fill away
And there’s a bunch more too… ><;;
Mar
17
Lily, stay away from Arashi.
They suck your time away, you have better things to do…
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Mar
13
Introduction…
To waste time and to bring hilarity, though oftentimes dull and pointless, upon my blog readers and myself.
Theory…
Using random shuffling that comes with many modern mp3 players, one can create very oddly substantial but coincidental laughters by “twisting” the title, lyrics and hidden meaning of every song, and then rendering the product as answers to very trivial questions. This method has not been proven scientifically as correct, therefore does not have any rational theory related to it, and thus should be utilized only as entertainment value.
Method…
1. Enqueue all mp3s shuffled on any modern mp3 player.
2. Press forward for each question. Repeat forward if any replicates appear.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question, even if it doesn’t make sense.
4. With the answers, give comments on how it relates to the questions. Even if one has to resort to “twisting the words”, as per Professor Z lectures.
Results and Analysis…
- How am I feeling today?
SHOWTA. - Negaiboshi
“…my right and left shoulders
Rise and shake slightly as I sigh” relativeinferno@LJ
Errr… So my right and left shoulders rose and shook slightly as I sighed..?? - Will I get far in life?
Hirai Ken - AUTOMATIC
I guess I’ll be on autopilot and see where it takes me.. - How do my friends see me?
SHOWTA. - Tameiki BOTAN
I can’t bother to try to translate any of the lyrics because I can’t find any translations due to the fact that his first album EVE is so new. “Tameiki” means sigh and “BOTAN” means button so I guess when my friends see me they sigh and they think I’m a button..??? - Will I get married?
Arashi - Carry on
I don’t know..!!! The translations don’t help!! T____T - What is my best friends’ theme song?
GARNET CROW - Saigo no Ritou
“Saigo no Ritou” = the last isolated island… Even if I knew, they’re too far away to hear it. - What is is the story of my life?
Arashi - Aozora Pedaru
“Aozora Pedaru” = Sky-coloured pedals. So, apparently I’m the pedals of a bicycle and I’m getting stepped on by over-excited six-year olds wearing dirty and second-hand sneakers. Oh yeah! Did I mention I was blue too…? Wonderful story don’t you think? - What was high school like?
Arashi - Cry for you
I cried for you in high school. Whoever you are… O_O - How can I get ahead in life?
SHOWTA. - Kimi ni, Kaze ga fukimasu you ni
“Kimi ni” = towards you; “Kaze ga fukimasu you ni” = like the blowing wind. I’ll blow towards you, that’s how I’m gonna get ahead in life. Yep, that’s how. - What is the best thing about my friends?
Avril Lavigne - Keep Holding On
I feel this is the only one that makes sense. My friends are holding on to me. But in reality, I’m the one holding onto them. - What is in store for this weekend?
GARNET CROW - sky ~new arranged version~
“The crimson of dusk, swallowed by the night…” Ryuichi’s Translation Index
Drat, this weekend will be very gloomy T_T. - How to describe my grandparents?
SHOWTA. - Kokuhaku
“Kokuhaku” = to confess. I want to confess to my grandparents that I don’t like the way they treated my dad when he was little. I totally blame it on them that my dad treats me the same way. - How is my life going?
GARNET CROW - futari
“Futari” = counter for two people. Er, so I’ve been leading my life with a split personality..?? - What song will they play at my funeral?
Oda Kazumasa - Tashika na koto
“Tashika na” = certain, definite; “koto” = things. I’m sure at that point, the fact that I’m dead is quite certain. - How does the world see me?
Hirai Ken - Hitomi wo Tojite
“Hitomi to tojite” = close your eyes. I don’t think the world sees me at all. It’s eyes are shut afterall… - Will I have a happy life?
Arashi (Matsumoto Jun lead) - I Want Somebody
I want somebody so I can have a happy life? I guess they are right: humans are generally happy people. - What do my friends really think of me?
GARNET CROW - Love is a Bird
My friends think I’m a bird..! Wheee~~~ *flys away* - Do people secretly lust after me?
SHOWTA. - Haru na no ni
“Haru na no ni” = Even though it’s the spring. Even though it’s the spring, there are nobody lusting after me.. *tear* - How can I make myself happy?
Arashi - Tabitachi no Asa
“Tabidachi no Asa” = morning of a journey.
“It’s about time to go, in my big backpack” Arashian.com
So, I should go on a journey, in a big backpack??? - What should I do with my life?
GARNET CROW - doubt
I’m already doubting my life!! I don’t think I need to do more of it..!!!!! - Will I ever have children?
SHOWTA. - Hitoshizuku
“Hitoshizuku” = drop by drop (water). So, I’m gonna have children one by one..? O_o;;. - What song would I strip to?
GARNET CROW - Mou ichido Waratte
“Mou ichido Waratte” = smile once again. No, I don’t think I’ll strip to this song. Sorry. And I won’t smile either. - If a man in a van offered me candy, what would I do?
Takahashi Hitomi - Aozora no Namida
“Aozora no namida” = Sky-coloured tears. I’ll cry sky-coloured tears, yep, that’s what I’ll do. - What does my mom think of me?
GARNET CROW - Sekai wa mawaru to Iu keredo
“Sekai wa mawaru to Iu keredo” = Even though you say the world is turning. Even though you say the world is turning, you’re still my daughter, so live with it. - What is my deep dark secret?
GARNET CROW - the first cry
My deep dark secret is “the first cry”. Google came up with the French film called Le Premier Cri. Apparently, it follows pregnant women around the world.. Maybe my split personality made it and I just found out.. O_o;;. - What is my mortal enemy’s theme song?
Ohno Satoshi (Arashi) - Song for me
Wow, if he’s that sure of himself, then he deserves to be my mortal enemy. - What’s my personality like?
SHOWTA. - Yubikiri
I don’t know what yubikiri means, therefore, I don’t know how my personality is like. - Which song will be played at my wedding?
Sakuraba Yuichirou (Nagase Tomoya) - Hitoribocchi no Haburashi
“Hitoribocchi no Haburashi” = lonely toothbrush. That’s awesome!! I’ll be a lonely toothbrush on my wedding day! Who’s teeth do I get to serve? Yours? ‘Cause you’re probably invited!!
Discussion…
This experiment creates unnecessary hilarity. Producing and analyzing the result take time and braincells. Not recommended for people without time to waste. The results are not extremely plausible, and many require certain creativity to arrive at a sensible explanation. The results of this experiment depends on the degree of randomness and the player used.
Conclusions…
I will be a toothbrush on my wedding day, I’m invisible and this weekend will be extremely gloomy.